tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-912116149145288302013-01-19T10:43:40.937-08:00ARomano Registermadmuldoonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03039337989381019807noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91211614914528830.post-29250867563491344882010-01-17T09:42:00.000-08:002010-01-17T10:06:30.195-08:002010-01-17T10:06:30.195-08:00THERES A NEW GENERAL IN TOWN<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.japanfocus.org/data/611-6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" ps="true" src="http://www.japanfocus.org/data/611-6.jpg" width="311" /></a><br />
</div>Since the start of this league there has always been a Columbus Rainmakers team. Well not anymore . Welcome to the new Augusta Generals and their owner JJ5008. I caught up to JJ at his new bunker in Augusta and he agreed to answer a few questions. After making it thru an intrusive full body search by his hired baboons .I was ushered in to a dark room with a card table and two chairs . Above the table was a naked spotlight glaring at the table below. After I was deposited in one of the chairs by two Orangoutangs, JJ entered the room and sat opposite me . He smiled and said "<em>Go ahead Mr Muldoon</em> , <em>ask your questions.</em>" So i took a deep breath and meekly asked. " <em>Mr JJ it is reported that you made a fortune selling weapons to Central and South American Guerilla Organizations. So my question is , How did you find Guerillas in South and Centeral America ? I thought Guerillas were indiginous to Africa</em>? " JJ smiled and pulled out a 9 MM Glock and said. " <em>Mr Muldoon If I told you where the Guerillas are . I would have to kill you</em>!!" Well after the room stopped spinning I decided to ask a less intrusive question . " <em>Mr JJ , Sir, Why buy a Baseball Team ? And what are your plans for this season</em>?" He placed the weapon on the table .barrel facing towards me, and replied. "<em> I seem to have a bunch of extra cash and I would like to invest in a country that has been very very good to me. Alot of my associates down south have relatives who play baseball and I would like to bring some of them up here and give them, as we say SHOT</em>" He laughed a shrill spine tingling laugh. And I was jostled from my perch and sumarily tossed out the side door of the bunker. All the while hearing that diabolical laugh fade in the distance. Well my fellow HBD'ers there is definatly a new General in town and heaven help the guy that double crosses him. Wheres my Prozac???madmuldoonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03039337989381019807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91211614914528830.post-1513516856571490952010-01-09T10:44:00.000-08:002010-01-11T18:12:17.814-08:002010-01-11T18:12:17.814-08:00NEW BRITAIN ROCK DADDIES ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H9OpxhEags4/S0jOCUGHvPI/AAAAAAAAAL4/CHnW5N5cDjk/s1600-h/saddam_shriner.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H9OpxhEags4/S0jOCUGHvPI/AAAAAAAAAL4/CHnW5N5cDjk/s320/saddam_shriner.jpg" /></a><br />
</div> <em>A fun time at the New Britain Victory Parade</em><br />
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Congratulations to Natic Empire and his world Champion New Britain Rock Daddies. The Rock Daddies won the N L NORTH Division with a record of 104-58. This record was good enough to secure home field thourghout the playoffs. After a first round bye they dispatched a scrappy Chicago White Sox Crew in 4 games. Next New Britain Battled the #2 seed Kansas City Blue Sox and conquered them in 5 Games. So it was on to the World Series and a date with the tough Pawtucket Patriots. This was a World Series for the ages when it came down to a Game 7. New Britiains Ace pitcher <a href="http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=2182997" style="color: black;" target="_blank">Pat Ueno</a> pitched 8 innings giving up only 6 hits and 2 earned runs, And they won the game 7-4. Hoist up the trophy boys cause your World Champs!!!madmuldoonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03039337989381019807noreply@blogger.com0